Pool Party

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wildlifeuplift/195816888/

Eerily, I'm pretty sure these are actually this person's pets.

Me and All My Friends

This Looks Like a Cool Party

Me and My Friends Doing Mad Shots at the Bar

Me, irl

Cool Friends

Cool Kids

Cannonball

Dang.  Wishin' I was there.

Beautiful Ladies

These two photos were sent to me by reader Charlotte.  She clearly has a good eye for lovely ladies.

Toga Party

The face of the guy with the acoustic guitar - he's so mad to be interrupted from his cover of "Crash".

Deviled Eggs

The great thing about this photo is I found it when I was searching Flickr for the phrase "deviled eggs".

Me, IRL

Most Depressing Bong Hit

This photo is captioned: "my first bong hit back after rehab".

Brony Cookiepuss

A giant cookie cake decorated with Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".  Goddang these brony fuckers.

Teens on Drugs on the Subway on Film on My Mind

Recently I was taking the subway home on a Friday night - about 8:30pm - and saw these awesome kids fucked up out of their minds on drugs waiting on the platform next to me.  They got on the L train from Union Sq heading into Brooklyn.

I started covertly videotaping them; I waggled my finger in front of the phone screen to give the illusion I was playing Tetris or something instead of videoing.  However, after a while, the guy started to give me a dirty look and started whispering to the girls.  All I heard him say was a hiss: "she looks like she shops at J. Crew."

There's two things that really get me about these kids:

1. It was February in New York, and they're not wearing jackets or even tights. She's wearing a tank top! Where are their jackets?! These crazy kids are going to catch their death out here!

2. It was only 8:30pm.  What kind of even were they on their way to at 8:30pm on a Friday that they had ALREADY taken drugs for?  Is there an early bird special at the drug dealer's or something?

I consider filming these kids my finest moment, and I'm so happy to share it with you: